Paul talks about
being aware of the devil's schemes (2 Corinthians 2:11). It's sometimes
helpful to put your enemy's lies down in black and white, unmasking them for
the folly that they are. Here's a short encyclopedia of common falsehoods found
today. These are deceptions Satan sells day in, day out. He knows that if he
pushes a lie often enough, most people will buy it. If you think you've heard
and heeded any of the following sales pitches, allow God's Word to do its job.
Root the lie out. Find a true way of thinking.
There is no absolute truth
Is there an
absolute truth? Anyone who believes otherwise has spent the last fifty
years in a cave. Forget about the guy who said, "I am the way and the
truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me" (John
14:6). And never mind the fact that "there is no absolute truth" is a
statement that contradicts itself . The bottom line is there is an absolute
truth and the word of God concerning any issue as far as life is concern is the
absolute truth.
It's all good.
Anything
works
As long as you're sincere about it. Don't think about how ridiculous that
sounds; just get out there and go for it. Your heart's in it, so it'll turn out
just fine. To be sincere doesn’t necessarily mean you re right because you can
be sincerely wrong. The reality is not every thing works, but any thing that
comes from God works. 1 John 5:4
“There
is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death” (Proverbs
14:12) . Don't pay attention to that. Death
is good, too. James 1:17
Fitting in is the
only thing that matters.
So
if you're a Christian, keep it low key. Wouldn't want anyone to be asking
you about Jesus, would you? Others might overhear, and that would be totally
embarrassing.
"I
am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation
of everyone who believes" (Romans 1:16) . Come on! Do you know how many people
are listening to you? Any idea the amount of gossip you're generating?
College is for
experiencing.
So go ahead
and dive in.
You're free to sample the whole, juicy smorgasbord. Mom's not looking, Dad's
not around, and your pastor's too far away to care.
"I
want you to be wise about what is good,
and innocent about what is evil" (Romans 16:19). Give me a break. How
can you know if it's truly evil, if you haven't tried it first? Put that Bible
down!
Only once never hurts.
No one's ever been killed the
first time they enjoyed a meth mirage—at least not according to my records.
You've never watched a nice horror flick? Get a life! You've gotta see one just
to say you have. There's nothing wrong with trying anything once.
"Have
you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?" (Genesis
3:11). Er, ah, yeah, right. But that was a long time ago.
Halfway does no harm.
So if you
smoke but don't inhale, how's that a problem? It takes four drinks to get drunk;
you can surely handle three—and one little extra sip. Just plagiarize a couple
of pages; no one will notice. And if you both keep your clothes on, you can
have most of the fun without the guilt, right?
"But
let the Lord Jesus Christ take control of you, and don't think of ways to
indulge your evil desires" (Romans 13:14, NLT). Who said anything about
indulging? Halfway is not indulging—really.
Your body is your own.
Yours to do
with as you please.
Have at it. You can always have a doctor fix anything you don't like later.
"You
are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your
body" (1 Corinthians 6:19-20). Oh, my, you aren't considering that
ludicrous option, are you?
Now is all that counts.
Does
tomorrow ever matter?
Of course not. Don't give it a second thought. Live for today. Gorge, belch,
and be oh-so-merry. Life is short, and then you disappear. Who cares about
anything that comes after that?
"Man
is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment" (Hebrews 9:27).
Would you quit thinking such depressing thoughts!
Knowing is the same as doing.
So
suck up the sermon. Cram your brain full of Bible trivia.
Just don't let them change the way you live—or anything radical like that.
"Do
not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says"
(James 1:22). Watch out. That Book wants to control your life!
Lazy is cool.
So relax until the cows
calves horses. You wouldn't want to get too excited about life. Do your absolute best to get maximum results
out of minimum action. People will stand amazed at your smooth
effortlessness.
"Never
be lazy in your work, but serve the Lord enthusiastically"
(Romans 12:11, NLT). I'm telling you, that overblown Book will contradict anything I have to say.
(Romans 12:11, NLT). I'm telling you, that overblown Book will contradict anything I have to say.
I don't need to hear that again.
Once is
plenty,
especially when it comes to religious stuff. How many times have you heard:
"For God so loved the world... "? Blah, blah, blah. Yada, yada, yada.
You'd think they were trying to sell you something.
"So
I will always remind you of these things, even though you know them and are
firmly established in the truth you now have. I think it is right to refresh
your memory" (2 Peter 1:12-13). You really know how to make a demon's life
miserable, you know that?
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